The Giant Coal Mine (‘Galumph’ went the little Green Frog)

Tune – The Little Green Frog
Parody Paul Spencer
Tune at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiKdD3h6C2U

1. “More Jobs” went the giant coal mine last night,
“More jobs” went the giant coal mine,
“More jobs” went the giant coal mine last night,
And they all went “Jobs, jobs, jobs.”

But we all know mines go [CLAP] “Where’s my dividend?”
[CLAP] “Where’s my dividend?”, [CLAP] “Where’s my dividend?”,
We all know mines go [CLAP] “Where’s my dividend?”,
They don’t go “Jobs, jobs, jobs.”

2. “It’s safe!” went the CSG firm last night,
“It’s safe!” went the CSG firm,
It’s safe went the CSG firm last night,
And they all went “Safe, safe, safe.”

But we all know firms go [CLAP] “Rush the permit through”,
[CLAP] “Rush the permit through”, [CLAP] “Rush the permit through”,
We all know firms go [CLAP] “Rush the permit through”,
They don’t go “Safe, safe, safe.”

3. “Ker-ching” went the CSG farm last night,
“Ker-ching” went the CSG farm,
“Ker-ching went the CSG farm last night,
And they all went “Ching, ching, ching.”

But we all know farms go [CLAP] “Where’s our water gone?”,
[CLAP] “Where’s our water gone?”, [CLAP] “Where’s our water gone?”,
We all know farms go [CLAP] “Where’s our water gone?”,
They don’t go “Ching, ching, ching.”

4. “We’re mates” went the National MP last night,
“We’re mates” went the National MP,
“We’re mates” went the National MP last night,
And they all went “Mates, mates, mates.”

But we all know Nats go [CLAP] “Do what Tony says”,
[CLAP] “Do what Tony says”, [CLAP] “Do what Tony says”,
We all know Nats go [CLAP] “Do what Tony says”,
They don’t go “Mates, mates, mates.”

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